sometimes the jokes write themselves

I won't bother to refute the blithering nonsense found in Douglas Kern's Why Intelligent Design is Going to Win--Mike Dunford already has--but I have to point out the line from Kern's piece that has me snorting cereal all over the keyboard.

Can science really plug a finger into every hole in the Darwinian dyke for the next fifty years?

If you don't get it, good for you.