Student: "You look like an Easter egg. So bright and pastel-y."
Me: "Is that a compliment?"
Student: "You always match. That's pretty rare for a teacher."
Student: "On the first day of school, why did you dress like a lawyer?"
Student: "I'd wear that tie. It's not tacky."
Me: "Are you kidding? It looks like grandma's curtains."
Student: "Now I get it, when you said that some teachers wear ugly ties and don't know it."
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