What, the previous offer wasn't good enough?
You drive a hard bargain, Mr. / Ms. Nerd. But the Dark Side needs hard-driving people.
Fine then. I'll throw in a cookie. Chocolate chip, steaming hot, moist and succulent, with a delicate balance of dough and chocolate. Real butter, not shortening or margarine or that soy crap. Tiny crumbs breaking apart on the tip of the tongue. Savory melting morsels of the finest cocoa. Tiny flakes scraped from the armpits of the Keebler elves. Love and goodness in every bite. Baked in a facility that processes nuts.
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Man, you really are churning these posts out...I'm impressed.
ReplyDeleteI give myself only half the credit; the rest goes to those plucky explorers whose research lands them here. They've been a great source of inspiration.
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