say it ain't so

In a stunning blow to Ben Affleck, J-Lo has tied the knot with Marc Anthony. But here's the real scoop:

Last month, Marc Anthony bought J.Lo a ring even bigger and shinier than the engagement ring which Ben Affleck gave her. Affleck's six carat pink diamond ring was bought for Lm420,000. J.Lo returned this ring a couple of weeks ago, marking the formal end of their much-publicized engagement, labelled by the media the "bennifer" affair. The value of Marc Anthony's eight carat clear diamond ring has not been revealed so far.

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Don't be fooled by the rock she returned. She's still (she's still) Jennifer the Spurned.