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If, as punishment for enjoying a day off, your teacher has assigned you a report on President's Day facts, look no further than this han...

Stephen Colbert does the reductio ad absurdum.

Sometime in 2009, Skynet became self-aware. Realizing that humans were the greatest threat to its existence, it started testing ways to surr...

During the Iraq War, an officer in the Pentagon was a little too fond of placing Bible verses on the cover of intelligence reports. Strangel...

From bottom to top, least threatening to most threatening. Use in case of swine flu, earthquakes, the apocalypse, terrorism, zombies, etc. ...

Rick Reilly of ESPN sees how much he can make answering questions for ChaCha. They came as fast as I could answer. I began to sweat. I was L...

As Capital closes its doors for yet another snow-load day, I pause to reflect on the most pressing concern in contemporary engineering. Whe...

Josh , this is for you. Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics

Sweet news: the beverage of all beverages will soon be loved, nay, demanded by all. Science!

I'm allergic to their very existence. Cats are evil. [via the AV Club , which notes, "Wow, it's a piece of Internet animation ...

Great Onion piece on the baffling longevity of Radio Shack : One of Day's theories about RadioShack's continued solvency involves w...

MSN Dating and Personals has the rundown , but they're way, way off. Here are five surefire ways to tell that your soulmate has arrived...

According to McMillan, children can suffer broken bones, head trauma, and even fatal injuries from unsupervised exposure to childlike awe. ...

The first, via Joe Carter : Mary Poppins as Roman Polanski would have imagined her. The second, via a commenter on the first : a Cravenesqu...

You read it here first: Daisuke Matsuzaka, the hottest prospect since Jesus, will be blogging exclusively for decorabilia . It took $55 mil...

The Smoking Gun , as always, has the scoop . Best zinger: "purported rapper." In their summary, though, they miss the weirdest pa...

I'm a drummer in a rock-and-or-roll band . Our lead guitarist, Mike Dean, is known for his massive email rants , paragraph after paragr...

At lunch I'm always nabbing fries off other people's plates. Along similar lines, I'm totally absorbed by other people's re...

First George Bush reads The Stranger , and now Beetle Bailey finds comic fodder in the inevitable march of death ?

I am a very high-quality man. Not just quality, or high-quality (and the dash is important, just like me), but very high-quality. I know t...