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Yes. Would he ever. [166th in a series ]

;) or :) at the end of a sentence: which should I use, and how often? First, you should use emoticons, as they are called, as liberally as p...

The following is written by guest blogger T. Richard "Rich" O'Dynia, a licensed scalp exorcist. Names have been removed to pre...

Critics of your baby can read. In fact, they enjoy reading. You might call them avid readers, in the way your baby is an avid pooper. They ...

Today's style is nerd chic. Slender jeans, V-neck sweaters, collared shirts, sexy-but-smart (or smart-but-sexy) spectacles, electronic a...

1. You gonna finish those fries? 2. Are you laughing as much as I'm laughing? 3. What happened to my goldfish food? 4. What's that s...

1. Am I getting enough calcium in my diet soda? 2. Does calcium play a role in global warming? 3. What pop songs mention calcium? 4. What is...

Sometimes it's easier to remember things that rhyme. Especially important things. (That's why the Pledge of Allegiance is a Shakesp...

Anyone can ask easy questions. But you want tough questions, questions that will dazzle your date. Each question will be rated from 1-10, ...

Why do people ask random questions? I initially thought of answering this question in my trademark, tongue-in-cheek style, but then I reali...

1. Because. 2. Because they have to. 3. Because they want to. 4. Because they love to. 5. Because they are inspired. 6. Because they are dem...

The following six questions provide an easy way to gauge an American's knowledge of Canada. Any American who gets more than five right i...

When it comes to Lincoln-Douglas debate, everyone knows you should know a little philosophy--okay, more than a little, a lot--but time is pr...

1. Is that a mole? 2. Are you pregnant? 3. Wanna see my scar? 4. Why do they call them "Fruit of the Loom?" 5. So, are you seeing ...

An excerpt found here , courtesy of yours truly. (Oh, and it's a musical.) And the error message by Kybard: perfect. I thought it was #1...

1. What are you doing on my lawn? 2. Trix or Kix? 3. Where are your clothes? 4. Do you want fries with that? 5. Any way out of this Iraq mes...

No. Not at all. Not in the very least. No, no, and no. Negative. N-E-G-A-you know the rest. In fact, surveys show that spelling bee parti...

1. What are the most-played indy rock songs on Jesus's iPod? 2. When Jesus gets a phone call , does he say, "I'm sorry, you mu...

Tired of those pre-packaged lists of random questions? Want to become a tailor of talk, spinning surprising questions out of thin air, seam...

In the dictionary. Gosh, that was easy. [147th in a series ]